"Witches mind trick for flotsam imminent boatman, I declare, status sucks" December 18th

"Then they became weather" December 9th

"Professor the robot scorpion's last hurrah" December 8th

"Total hexagon confusion" December 2nd

"Exhausted plastic within" November 28th

"Imagery" November 19th

"Faceless sporadic" November 19th

"Saver with strict ends" November 18th

"Putting on chapstick in my local convenience store" November 16th

"Trivial emptiness hamster wheel project" October 30th

"It's vacant, sorry" October 26th

"Fish fishes fishies" October 26th

"Plastic leaves doorway ornament" October 15th

"We're blueberries in love" October 13th

"Those worms and the holes they dig" October 8th

"It's idiot time" October 8th

"The same" October 8th

"Banana chip necklace" October 8th

"Tink sounds as roam" October 7th

"Poster commission for foxhead record company" October 3rd

"Forecast" October 1st

Smiling character's bicycle accident" October 1st

"Quit" October 1st

"There's a layer lately" September 25th

"The windshield" September 22nd

"Flim flam bendy straw biopsy" September 22nd

"Discussing my discus' custody" September 22nd

"Plaque versus corkscrew" September 18th

"Definition" September 17th

"Normal guess the star is not" September 15th

"Soup eating fan club" September 14th

"Grain over distance" September 14th

"A spoof on shiny bauble" September 14th

"Not on tv" September 11th

"Football generosity" September 11th

"The bulb isn't rustic" September 11th

"Immediate hemisphere activity" September 7th

"Familiar light default" September 7th

"Things things things things things" September 7th

"Average" September 4th

"The chips" September 4th

"Isometric" September 4th

"Beneath crags are walking raisins" August 29th

"I dropped it earlier" August 29th

"Lettuce technology duct taped to scrap metal" August 29th

"Unveiling dust teeth" August 24th

"I know" August 24th

"Water telekinesis" August 24th

"Quantity" August 21st 

"The mud is mine" August 21st

"Are you gonna light the fireworks or what" August 21st 

"Doctor vomit's final seminar" August 10th

"Lead seasoning" August 10th

"Stenciled stupidly stump podium" August 10th

"Flies chew jetsam" July 30th

"Baseball" July 11th

"Rocket boots" June 30th

"Decorative hectaplant's dastardly influence" June 21st

"There's an artifact somewhere" June 14th

"Man-made glint branches, speak!" June 10th

"Burdenesque perusal" June 9th

"Stale starch" June 7th

"Violence so pretentious bath tub" June 3rd

"Windmill dirt bike" May 19th

"Indifference" May 6th

"The lizards product / The products lizard" May 3rd

"Behold the doohickey / The square men's scarecrow led revolt" May 2nd

"Day after the harvest / Pumpkin extinctor" May 1st

"Outside" April 19th

"Tide" April 15th

"Paper based onion" April 10th

"Recycling" April 8th

"Watch this bear take flight" April 6th

"A fly flew" March 31st

"Vein scraps" March 30th

"The same cow skull" March 26th

"Sledding on the bridge they're gonna knock down" March 18th

"Staircase stutters the end" March 15th

"I sure don't" March 12th

"Joyousness stirs" March 9th

"Cycles are unkempt in ice" March 6th

"You can find the magnet hands" March 3rd

"Not helping" February 25th

"My real eyes survived" February 22nd

"Smiling flute !" February 20th

"Fact check lizard" February 14th

"Prophetic anemone" February 8th

"Precipice glimmering glimmering jumpy" February 7th

"Rock things" February 6th

"Old-fashioned bird mirage" February 5th

"Away it goes" February 4th

"Hark hark, they live freely" February 3rd

"Guess" February 2nd

"Jokes on wrappers" February 1st

"A false memory" January 25th

"Stomach sews nourishment" January 24th

"Far far wind device" January 23rd

"Gecko group strong" January 22nd

"Gimmicky organism" January 21st

"Decipher vegetables" January 20th

"Second goose" January 19th

"Bewilder" January 18th

"Bitter" January 17th

"Bleak" January 16th

"Nature welding" January 15th

"Marbles on a hammock" January 14th

"Spider wedding" January 13th

"Need not interpret the grapefruit" January 12th

"Punching bag is negative flings your hands" January 9th

"Tame" January 8th

"Yes, it is real" January 7th

"My prediction" January 6th

"That graffiti" January 5th

"Reflection of a reflection of, something" January 4th

"Toothbrush calligraphy" January 3rd

"Who knows" January 2nd

"Out of dodge broken doohickey" January 1st